Free Fiction – Love in the Age of Zom-boys

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It’s a long weekend here in Vancouver, so you get a story.

This was my entry to a recent flash fiction contest run by Crystal Lake Publishing. It didn’t win, but I like it so I thought I’d post it here. As usual, this hasn’t been professionally edited so expect typos.

Trigger warning for kabourophobiacs.

Hooptober 11 – The Story So Far

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Hooptober is a Letterboxd movie challenge created by Cinemonster. The goal is to watch 31 horror films in October, but the catch is that they have to fit the criteria Cinemonster posts. This year that means things like 2 Indian films, 1 film by Wes Craven, 1 film from 1984 and so on.

Hooptober 11 – The Substance

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Movie poster for the film, The Subtance. Red background with a naked woman lying on her back with large stitches all the way down her spine.

I kicked off the month by going to see Coralie Fargeat’s, The Substance. And it was a wild ride. At one point, somewhere near the end, a guy down the front of the packed theatre shouted out “Oh, come on!”

I think he meant it in a good way.

Free Fiction – Crab Hands

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It’s a long weekend here in Vancouver, so you get a story.

This was my entry to a recent flash fiction contest run by Crystal Lake Publishing. It didn’t win, but I like it so I thought I’d post it here. As usual, this hasn’t been professionally edited so expect typos.

Trigger warning for kabourophobiacs.

Quote of the Month – July

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I’ve known you since you were a little girl, Rachel, and I’ve trained you to become one of us. You’re like a daughter to me. Fuck this up and I will gut you like a fish and feast on your entrails. Good luck!

Meet Perlo

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My wife and I are currently fostering this little guy. His name’s Perlo. He’s originally from Saudi Arabia and had to have reconstructive surgery on his jaw when he was younger. Perlo claims it was because he was attacked by a desert fox, but I think it’s far more likely that it was to change his identity so that he could smuggle $2 billion worth of diamonds out of the country.